Melanie

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There is 0 info on this bitch. She is completely new. One thing that gets me is how ugly her butthole is. Like seriously, ever heard of anal bleaching? Nobody really wants to look at your ugly brown starfish. When I was looking at her pictures all I could think of was her big brown butthole staring me in the face. Like it was some sort of Eye of Sauron like in Lord of the Rings. I mean, come on now. Stop it.

Last night I went to bed, and all I could think of was that big brown butthole watching me. Like I rolled over in bed and put the covers over my head in hopes that her butthole would stop looking at me! Goddamnit! Stop! Fuck! No more big brown pooper! Please! Bleach that shit now!

Let's face it guys, we all wished every girl had a nice flesh coloured shitter that you could look at and think "Yeah, that's kinda like a round vagina", instead of having to doggystyle her and refuse to look down at that wrinkled looking, dark brown chocolate portal.

I'm drinking a mocha right now, well, I was. Now it just reminds me of the time I had a taco bell burrito on my way to Lancaster, California. I had to pull over on the interstate and let out a hersey puddle right while big rigs passed me about 5 feet away doing 80 mph. I laughed so hard because as I drove away I made sure to drive the rental car through my ass-puddle and I actually spun the tires in my own poo. That ruled.

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