Kelsey Michaels

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I actually feel sorry for this chick. She sounds like she comes from a pretty shitty family.


Oh well, life's a bitch and nothing is fair anyways, right? Some piece of shit broke into my truck AGAIN. I mean, they might have had a shitty life too, but instead of a hug, I want to stick my boot up their ass.


Check out the info I found on this dirtbag:

Duke: "From Nashville, Kelsey Michaels, 23, came to Los Angeles July 28. She's already done three movies.
Kelsey: "When I was a kid, I wanted to be a doctor when I grew up. I played doctor all the time."

A preacher's kid, Kelsey (stands 5'3") followed in her older sister's footsteps (they have a six-year-old brother) and became a stripper at age 18. At 20, she became an adult model.

Duke: "If you wanted to do porn, what took you so long to come to LA?"
Kelsey: "Getting the money to get out here. Nashville didn't pay as well to adult models. There's no porn [industry] in Nashville. Dancing you make 0-0 a night, plus you're paying rent and everything."
Michaels (who lost her virginity at 15) went to a Pentacostal Christian Academy (all-girls school) for highschool. She was a tomboy who hung out with guys, often sneaking out of the house to go camping. Her older sister was a goody two-shoes.
"Talking was my main problem in school. I got paddled a lot. I was a straight-A student. My best subjects were Science and English. I'm hoping to go to business college but I'm going to wait to do it."
Duke: "Why did you become a dancer?"
Kelsey: "I like attention."
Kelsey says her older sister wants to come to LA to do porn. "She only does girl-girl and anal because she's a lesbian. She's married [to a woman]. She'll only do anal [with her wife].
Kelsey: "I know she'll do good here because I've done good here and she looks identical to me."
Duke: "How did you sisters get into [stripping]?"
Kelsey: "Our mom (who was 26 when she gave birth to Kelsey) did it when she was younger. It's a family thing. My parents got divorced [when Kelsey was 10] and my mom started dancing. She retired about three years ago."
Michaels' father (a pastor in Kentucky) doesn't know his daughters work as strippers and that Kelsey works in porn. "He thinks I work in a factory."
Kelsey's manager/pimp, a black guy, lives in Las Vegas, and takes much of her money (to Kelsey's distress).
Kelsey won't do anal or interracial. "I'm from the South."


Who gives a fuck, right? I don't. She's cute and I would bone her. Well, probably not because I'm drunk all the time and my penis is the size of a peanut.

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